Within a display cabinet on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium rests a electric pink ensemble worn by the entertainer. His performance in front of a hundred thousand fans was seen as a success.
It's possible you like the performer. Maybe you feel he is the ultimate present to music in history. You might take a balanced view, acknowledging that some songs are fantastic while others are awful.
The key argument is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. You like what you like. There is no one way to produce music or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The five-day game boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so dependent on external factors.
The weather, the time of day, the ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the pitch.
If Test cricket is art, the pitch is the canvas on which the players craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the traditional sport broken apart and reassembled in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a defence of the wicket which resulted in a victory and the second two-day Test of the contest.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the surface, resulting in numerous dismissals falling in less than two days, is not a fair contest between offense and defense.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The format is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and still growing. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball moves excessively for the seamers. Other times, it turns square on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting owing to the investment made elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Certain variables are accepted more easily than others.
The contention in at the MCG was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the best players were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
Test cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the wicket and responding appropriately. The two highest individual contributions were made by world-class players. One line-up made more mistakes than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the devotees who have endured a long drought that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the MCG, thousands celebrated and created an atmosphere, producing a party atmosphere in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was hope as the fielding side dominated, momentum when players scored quickly, and unconditional love when the victory was confirmed.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The MCG has a history with pitch problems. In the past, a Test there featured a wicket with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That fixture was a grind, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – neither the standard, yet value can be ascribed to them.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the demise of Test cricket at all," commented a past champion. "Spectators who have been fortunate to see these two days have been treated to some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this match, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his mind.
The squad protected him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his face.
Emerging talents stepped up with vital performances. These are incremental gains, not nearly enough to ensure long-term success, but something to develop from.
Ultimately, this MCG win takes its place among other historic performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters left into a beautiful night, the squad congregated on the turf to start their own festivities.
Savour the moment, men. It's well deserved.